At a high school in Canton, Ohio, during the 2004-2005 school year, 64 out of nearly 500 girls became pregnant, and this year 9 girls showed up on the first day of school already pregnant. This may seem kind of drastic, but I think it’s time for this school to start teaching my controversial advice book for teenage girls, “Your Mouth Can’t Get Pregnant.”  Dear Gross bitches everywhere. It seems like you are the only ones having kids. Please stop. You can’t properly take care of them and you are in no way shape or form interesting enough to copy yourself. LEARN TO SUCK A COCK. Seriously.

At a high school in Canton, Ohio, during the 2004-2005 school year, 64 out of nearly 500 girls became pregnant, and this year 9 girls showed up on the first day of school already pregnant. This may seem kind of drastic, but I think it’s time for this school to start teaching my controversial advice book for teenage girls, “Your Mouth Can’t Get Pregnant.” 

Dear Gross bitches everywhere. It seems like you are the only ones having kids. Please stop. You can’t properly take care of them and you are in no way shape or form interesting enough to copy yourself.

LEARN TO SUCK A COCK.

Seriously.

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