It should be apparent that I am a man of very simple needs. At this point all I need is about $15,000 to completely fix my life. Most of that is to pay off my education. My poor, poor education. Such an expensive piece of paper.

Kids, if you are going to go to college the smartest thing you can ever do is get your gen eds the fuck out of the way at a cheap-as-balls community college before you enter that overpriced diploma factory of a university. It’s a fucking scam. Don’t get me wrong I learned a lot in my 5 1/2 years of school (yeah i kinda took my sweet ass time). But in reality, most jobs you will learn everything you need to know once you actually start your job. It’s certainly the case with MY graphic design education. Im considering a class-action lawsuit with my classmates. You should probably learn most of it in college if you’re gonna be a brain surgeon though.