January 2011
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“I hate this car. I keep having to adjust my junk. The snake is trying to...”
– I was angry, now I’m so bored I’m talking about my dick.
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“Addendum: the drug dealer that stiffed me called the cab company looking for his...”
– I do believe in karma but it takes too long. Stiffers get fucked.
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“2 goddamn drug dealers asked if I could break a hundo and then stiffed me on a...”
– This aggression brought to you by a sonofabitch who has never been too cheap to tip. If you can’t afford the tip, you can’t afford the ride. Go die.
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“I told my parents tonight that in 2011 I don’t want to be angry anymore.”
– This resolution brought to you with great hope.
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“Working on New Years Eve and not happy about it. I’m fine working tonight...”
– This message brought to you by anger and disappointment in 2010.
December 2010
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“I just saw my 7th grade social studies teacher in the hardware store. I remember...”
– Filed under awesomest shit that can possibly happen in junior high.
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“If programming directors really understood their audience chipper yutz morning...”
– This message brought to you by someone who has lost nearly all faith in radio and is kinda bummed about not being represented by any station but NPR.
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“Just gave a ride to a Guatemalan lady who looked like Marisa Tomei from a planet...”
– This message brought to you by the bureau of cultural insensitivity.
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“Some unruly T.J.Maxx employee got mad at me for being 7 mins late to pick her...”
– This message brought to you by being thankful for mobility.
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“It’s 50 degrees at the end of the year and still no snow. I’m not...”
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“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars”
– (via heyitsfranklin)
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“I love to crank up the heat and roll down the windows. It’s summer...”
– This message has been brought to you by the center for the acceleration of global warming. “Take that, ozone layer!”
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“It’s gloomy and a little wet outside today. What makes this my favorite...”
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“C’mon people! Nobody likes a Sunday driver on a Tuesday.”
– This message courtesy of the Gas Pedal. It’s the long skinny pedal on the right.
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“Just gave a ride to a guy who woke up one day with a degenerative nerve...”
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“My grandé Pike’s Place Roast was free this morning because I would have to...”
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“At 5am the only people on the road are driving to work the 1st shift at the...”
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“In the end, it is impossible not to become what others think you are.”
– Julius Caesar
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“Just vomited all over my cab. Merry Christmas! -The Scabdriver”
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